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dsmsix:

lesbianrey:

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

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I literally don't know who you are

— Anonymous

biff-donderglutes:

pissvortex:

ok?

this is what customer service is like

herefortherobutts:

jailerat:

johntorrington:

johntorrington:

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

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emotionally i am here

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Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.

buncheeks:

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

realkremlinhours:

realkremlinhours:

constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it

tumblr users: complain

staff: 

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blackmodel:

he set himself up LMAO

gahdamnpunk:

Our country would rather start wars instead of minding our business and doing something like that ^ 🙃

“Maybe we’re all just living in the past.”